Wal-Marted

The state that results when you drive home from a big-box retailer and realize you are missing a bag or two of stuff, due to cashier laziness and/or underhandedness. Often leads to the choice of going back and arguing with employees, or promising to 'check yourself' better next time.

Bob: Wait, I'm missing my trash bags and ex-lax from the store.

Dana: Damn it! Thats twice this month we've been wal-marted.

by theosus August 17, 2008

maxxed

To max someone.
To shoot someone in the back from the train station.

Dat nigga jus maxxed me.

by hollabax January 14, 2005

maxxed

to be heavily under the influence of an illegal substance, in particular marijuana.

e.g stoned, bent, smashed etc.

"yeh man.... MaXXed as hell..."

by Dolfz0r September 22, 2005

Matted

When something very crazy, destructive, odd has happened to something.

"My house in Minecraft has pigs and endermen all over with chickens in the basement!"
"Oh, it got Matted"

by Kokopoko November 9, 2011

Maxed

when in a joking manner you cook , flame or roast someone until they Get pressed and fold.

aye bruh i maxed him last week

by YvngBean August 14, 2018

malted butt balls

the little dried up pieces of crap stuck in your butt hairs

I should of wiped my ass better cause now i got malted butt balls.

by daehtihs (backwards shithead) October 24, 2010

Maxed out

1) A state of taking something to the extreme, causing it to fail abruptly due to reaching it's highest possible limit.
2) To be in such a circumstance that you are unable to perform a bodily function/action as normal.
3) To become broke in a very short period of time due to overspending.

1) That old lady maxed out her knees when she fell over.
2) Sir,I can't do P.E today cuz i've maxed out my ankle.
3) My woman robbed my credit card last night and now it's maxed out

by Samstorm December 5, 2004