Maureen

A beautiful, sarcastic, smart girl. Only rude when you are. Usually happy. Never fuck with her. She'll kick your ass. Likes to be alone. Only has a few close friends, but that's all she needs. Family-orientated.

Dude 1: Damn! I love my girlfriend.
Dude 2: What's her name again?
Dude 1: It's Maureen.
Dude 2: No wonder! lol

by HeeeeeellYeeeah January 7, 2012

Maureen

girl with an ass like a bulldozer. rockin body, all around gorgeous girl.. she's def a keeper.

EXAMPLE:
did you see that girl?

yeah that was maureen

oh damn look at dat ass

by samhein March 27, 2013

Merchant Maureen

A coined term used by anti-Feminist commentator, Marc Rudov, who descirbed "Merchant Maureen" is a synonym of a "gold digger".

"A merchant maureen is when a lady drops her anchor for a man's wallet in her own desires..."
— Marc Rudov, No Harmony Without Equality

by Tsar Diversant April 5, 2017

Tango: Maureen

It is the name of a song from the Broadway show/movie, RENT. It is used describing the situation of going out with someone who's bisexual, who likes to cheat and flirt with other men and women, and it's very hard to leave them. Because that's what the song's about.

"Your relationship is SO Tango: Maureen!"

by puts the scene in obscene February 5, 2008

Mareesa

Bomb ass bitch. Pretty as fuck. Hard to find. If you got you one keep her. She keeps it real and is reliable. She also a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Will go to the ends of the earth for the person she loves. ❤️👏🏽

I need a Mareesa in my life.

by ❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜 June 18, 2018

Maurer Nug

Once upon a bowl packing a young lad with the name of Maurer staggered to the table to contribute to the glorious toke session. He reached his hand in his pocket and out pulled the tiniest nug of all. He spoke in a quiet timid voice “I have this.” He dropped the tiny nug into the bowl and they lit up.

Maurer Nug-noun-The tiniest nug that is place on top of the bowl of a, pinchie, hookah, bubbler, double bubbler, triple bubbler, bong, steamroller, peace pipe, or any other smoking utensil not mentioned here.

"Hook me up with a Maurer Nug!"

"Does any one have a Maurer Nug?"

by Heimdog April 1, 2007

Maureen

A strong, empowering black women. Large breasts. More personal stories than a library. Voice deeper than the ocean. Comes across as stern but truly a softie at heart. Family is everything to her. We all need a maureen in our lives to keep us on track.

“Who’s that strong, beautiful woman in the back of the church?”

“Well, *sighs* that’s maureen.”

by amyfossilfuel787 April 25, 2019