Paternity Party

A Paternity Party is a party thrown by a group of men for a friend who's about to embark on fatherhood. It's man's, "last, last hurrah."

Before I had my first child my friends threw a Paternity Party for me in Las Vegas.

by agrossman October 22, 2006

Paternity

A term often associated with African American females in the search to find da baby daddy and receive dat child support.

"Yo Shoniqua, you need to go on the Maury show to get a paternity test and find out who your baby daddy is!!"

by DNA test September 15, 2013

Maternimalize

1. To tell one or several orphans a "Yo Mama Joke"

2. Insult the mother of an individual who does not have a mother or does not know his or her mother

Inconsiderate Person: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought inertia was the black girl that lived down the street!

Orphan: I have no mother. *sobs*

Bystander: Wow that dude just maternimalized that kid

by a beatboxer March 28, 2010

Maternimony

Marriage due to an accidental pregnancy; Marriage because the wife is pregnant.

Ron and Steph entered into a blissful state of maternimony just a couple weeks before the baby was due.

by Doodledude May 25, 2010

Paternity

Patter is Related biological specimen or pattern assimulated by your mom to make you.

Paternity, mindset of boasting about having descendents.

paternity used ensure in heritance from kings, now its tool to extrort .

by blaspheme your maker May 1, 2016

Maturity

I had thought I knew what maturity was…then I graduated high school

He had so maturity

by dopey98 November 12, 2017

Maturity

Normal work day, on a conference call, about to squeeze out a nice silent fart through an Aeron chair and surround myself with deadly aroma. At the last second, I noticed a slightly off center feeling in the sphincter, and induced a underwear-saving clench when I sharted a moment later. The experience really highlights how this is really a game of inches. Sure I coated the cheeks with some viscous mud, but that quick reaction saved me from free balling for the day. As a younger man, I doubt I would have possessed the intimate connection to and understanding I have for my body that prompted that clench. But today, following years of beers, beans, farts and conference calls, I'm really tuned in and avoided a perilous situation.

I could have pooped my pants but instead showed maturity...

by choiceboards March 15, 2018