Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank

That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

by optic_fuel August 27, 2008

Masturbatory break

When you take a break from whatever you're doing to masturbate, most often pausing whatever is being watched on Netflix (alternatively trying to squeeze in a session while the video is buffering).

I was watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix and i managed to catch a masturbatory break because my WiFi sucks.

by Toblucz December 5, 2016

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

masturbatory cloaking device

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places

did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?

by Lildeb830 January 27, 2018

masturbatory

An exaggeration and/or overstatement describing and individuals anger or resentment.

John had a fit of masturbatory rage when he was disrespected by the food service worker.

by phdeed2015 February 11, 2021

Masturbatory System

The area of your body that you can masturbate with like your penis or vagina

When I jerk off I touch my masturbatory system

by Made by a moron April 19, 2021

Masturbatory System

The area of your body that you can masturbate with like your penis or vagina

When I jerk off I touch my masturbatory system

by Made by a moron April 19, 2021