Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank

That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

by optic_fuel August 27, 2008

Masturbatory System

The area of your body that you can masturbate with like your penis or vagina

When I jerk off I touch my masturbatory system

by Made by a moron April 19, 2021

Masturbatory Dance

When you accomplish something that makes you break out into a dance involving masturbation.

John was so happy he passed his test he broke out into a masturbatory dance.

by Beatrice Wall March 24, 2025

masturbatory cloaking device

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places

did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?

by Lildeb830 January 27, 2018

Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.

Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.

by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023

masturbatory

An exaggeration and/or overstatement describing and individuals anger or resentment.

John had a fit of masturbatory rage when he was disrespected by the food service worker.

by phdeed2015 February 11, 2021

Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.

“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”

by Girldick May 23, 2025