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oregon masturbator

Magbots is the Oregon masturbator.
by Podesta XD June 9, 2018
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music masturbator

Someone who is so self-righteous about their musical ability and talent that they feel the need to demonstrate their greatness in a pompus way to those listening, even if they are unwilling.
Radiohead, Mars Volta, and The Arcade Fire are all music masturbators.
by The Kerch April 26, 2008
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Habitual masturbator

Pertaining to a 'habit' of masturbation.
Also pertains to 'habitat,' per example of inability to masturbate outside of own habitat/ surrounding.
Although voyeurs may exhibit a 'habit' of masturbation, non-voyeurs are unable to exhibit 'habitual' masturbation traits.
'Habitat' defines the ability to masturbate in a certain place, and/or the inability to do so in another.
'Habit' defines 'Chronic masturbation.'
Sharon Stone's character Carly Norris in the movie: Sliver, is a habitual masturbator on account of her chronic masturbation in the shower. She exhibits a habit of chronic masturbation within the comfortable confinements of her own habitat.

Chronic and/or excessive masturbation.
Voyeurism.
by 1mp3rial January 1, 2012
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Mazda Masturbator

Most commonly used to define the masculine derivation of the human species. If your at a loss as to how to locate such a masturbator…you will usually find them in a homogay sports car. Such a masturbator will also belong to the previously mentioned homogay sports car members only club, profusely waiving at other members as they drive by pretending they have friends. Another common feature is a large protrusion on their face located near the ear lobe, do not be mistaken that this is a Bluetooth feature! It is in fact their masturbating tool which they have candidly moved from the hip area for easy access masturbation.
Holy shit that Mazda masturbator is stoking his ear again’
by Pretty in wellies January 28, 2007
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Chronic Masturbator

When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit
I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator
by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008
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Jerkoff Masturbator

A Term of Indeerment used on people who enjoy pissing The Pontiff off.
The man who ran in front of my car was a JERKOFF MASTURBATOR so i ran him over.
by The Pontiff November 3, 2003
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