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mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.
God, how can you be such a mastard?
by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007
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Icy Mascara

An Icy Mascara is when you unleash a huge load of freshly brewed seamen over a girl's eye lash (when her eyes are closed) You then tell her to keep her eyes shut for a couple minutes, when she tries to open them, they will be stuck shut.
Jack: Did you see Tiffany today?

Rick: Nah, Why?

Jack: Man i gave her the dirtiest icy mascara ever, her eye is half closed and it's bloodshot

Rick: Jesus Christ man, it must of been a sticky load.
by xlbloodshedlx May 10, 2009
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mascara face

The dropped bottom jaw in a gaping "Oh" ( : O ) when applying mascara. It is often accompanied by a vacant no one home upward look in the eyes yet with a paradoxical focus at the same time.
My wife looks like a retard when she puts on her mascara and gives her mascara face to the mirror. Talk about gaping idiot! Man!

Why can't my girlfriend put on her eye make-up like a normal person?! She resembles someone brain-dead who's trying to communicate when she puts on her mascara face. She should close her mouth!

Oh my God! Did you see the way Mary was applying Mascara? I wonder if she could still put on mascara if she didn't bug her eyes out and drop her jaw to her boobs? That is so weird! I've seen that mindless mascara face look before! My mom used to do that until I told her about it and now she tries hard not to look like an idiot when she puts on make-up.
by Z train April 25, 2006
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Mascara

The black stuff that falls down your face when your crying
“Wow did you see those black lines on that girls face”

“Bro it’s her mascara”
by sadgirl27 January 24, 2019
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Matiar

in persian language this word means the wisest man in the village or the oldest and the most knowledgeable person
Agha : Oh my god i don't know what to do , i wish there was someone to talk to
Khanoom : maybe you should talk to Matiar, after all he is the wisest.
by Soghra February 7, 2010
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mascara turds

Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.
Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.
by mmmkayyy April 2, 2005
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Massaro

The single greatest last name known to man-kind.
Everyone: "I wish my last name was Massaro!"

Me: "Yeah, i know."
by Massaro =D April 21, 2009
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