Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.

I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.

by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017

spaghetti masher

A person who sits on a plate of spaghetti.

Ew! Gross! He just sat on my spaghetti.
That spaghetti masher!

by Mecachis June 1, 2018

mango masher

One who mashes mangoes

Why does Clarice have to be such a douche and ruin my sweet fruit like a mango masher?

by btap February 9, 2009

Potato Masher

A fun variation of the standard hand job. The man lies naked on a kitchen counter, and the woman proceeds to jack him off.

We were bored last night, so we moved into the kitchen where my gf gave me a potato masher.

by Dan I am February 5, 2010

Button Masher

A person who "Button Mashes" or, during a video game, presses random buttons which may (or may not) be successful.

Dude, your such a button masher
WTF N3WBI3!!! U R 5UCH A BUTT0N MA5H3R!! I M SOOOO M0R3 L33T THAN U!!!!!!!!

by n3rdma5t3r5000and1 March 30, 2009

marmite masher

Marmite masher= A male homosexual

your a marmite masher

by wildfire93 June 27, 2006

molar masher

a humongusly large penis wich mashes molars or other teeth when receving oral sex

jimmy mashed that girls molars when she was blowing him therefor she called him a molar masher and had a huge dentist bill.

by iceman410 April 21, 2009