A hick town out in the middle of fucking no where! you drive down the road and you see more corn then you de people...
by Billy CornyPants March 2, 2009
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by fr33ddie May 27, 2010
Get the Machete con machete mug.1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.
2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).
3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).
3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!
Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013
Get the machete slapped mug.When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.
Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015
Get the Machete speech mug.A Maphe is a very annoying person who can't keep their mouths shut for anything (Basically a Gossip Monger). A Maphe is unreliable and untrustworthy.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard the news about your rat issue. Are you okay?
Guy 2: What?! Who told you about that?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been going around, telling people about it.
Guy 2 : Argh, he's such a Maphe.
Guy 2: What?! Who told you about that?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been going around, telling people about it.
Guy 2 : Argh, he's such a Maphe.
by Spagomayn_36 October 7, 2020
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Guy 1: Dude, I heard the news about your rat issue. Are you okay?
Guy 2: What?! Who told you about that?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been going around, telling people about it.
Guy 2 : Argh, he's such a Maphe.
Guy 2: What?! Who told you about that?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been going around, telling people about it.
Guy 2 : Argh, he's such a Maphe.
by Spagomayn_36 October 7, 2020
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