fell through the manhole cover

To drop the ball on a task, or to fail entirely at an assignment. Or to have done way, way, way too much cocaine the night before.

I can't make it in to work today because I fell through the manhole cover this last night like a total bone head.

Billy! Where's my report?!?! You fell through the manhole for the last time... you're fired!

by urban1983 December 9, 2010

Sanding his maypole

Masturbating in public

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."

by Ski2UDie May 22, 2011

Covering the Manhole

When a guy puts his balls to another guys asshole and removes them repeatedly, kind of like a wrecking ball, but more like covering and uncovering a manhole.

Friend 1: Dude I swear those guys are covering the manhole when they are alone.
Friend 2: Ugh dude I can't get that image out of my mind...

by thesunroom May 28, 2014

manhole

Something that a blonde in a skimpy skirt would go over to try to impress a guy (the guys usally tend to be named Oliver).

Darbi: Did you see Shelly in the streets yesterday trying to impress Oliver?
Nick: Yea, her dumbass didn't know that a manhole was hot....
Darbi: haha yeah! The way she screamed made me want to pee my pants!

by GasolinaGasolina January 28, 2009

maypole

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010

manmolester

A man who goes into a store where a lot of teenagers work and constantly try to talk to the guys (and only the guys) working. This man will remember everything you tell him and will go to the same store at least five times a week. You should fear this person.

guy 1, "O shit, the manmolester is
here"

guy 2, "Again, god damn it"

guy 1, "Let's get the fuck outta here"

by DSquared NH January 4, 2008

Minnesota Manhole

Taking a dump in a woman's neck through her smokers hole. Then pushing the waste down with your dick.

I gave that chick a big ole minnesota manhole. I opened up that chick's manhole so wide, i could see her stomach. That chick's manhole was so tight, it almost felt like the real thing

by heeler July 9, 2007