Manatee High School

Home to average football, sexist dress-code, stoners, and alcoholics! The hell on Earth we all tolerate somehow.

Kevin: Hey, what is Manatee High School like?

Gwyneth: It’s hell on Earth, Kev.

by PC :) August 27, 2021

manatee treatment

to give mad sloppy

Mats: I want manatee treatment
Sam: ong

by Samsexual10293 October 27, 2022

manatee

a girl that is really fat and swims

Susan: Wow that girl swimming is so fat!
Lucy: She's such a manatee!

by Emily's friend November 19, 2004

Manteen

Much like a Canteen, but Manlier. Characteristics of a Manteen include:
1. Intense line cutting with no resistance, effectively making a good Samaritan a hungry loser.
2. Underpaid, rancid old whores serving food, unamused by the prefix 'man'.
3. A place designed to allow you to walk too far before you realize you've got the wrong change.

John: Wanna go to the Manteen?
Tim: You mean the Canteen?
John: Yes

by Johnny Redelstine November 3, 2009

manateetoe

Simply put, a third degree cameltoe, but this "toe" is severe beyond all reason.

Your mother smother'd me with her manateetoe last night. I didn't know what to say.

by Cooper January 5, 2005

Manatee High School Football Team

Dogshit football team, home of the Manatee High school hurricanes.

Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?

Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.

by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021

Urban Manatee

An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.

Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.

Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.

by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011