Malmuf

idk it's like dancing super crazily with little to no control of your body.

Daniel: "Did you see Robert last night after 5 margaritas?"
Jacob: "No man, why?"
Daniel: "He low-key was malmufing all over the damn tables."
Jacob: "Far out, man."

by sureions October 4, 2023

malmsteen

To very closely imitate or copy directly. Named for Yngwie Malmsteen, a lightspeed guitarist who imitated under-rated guitar hero Ritchie Blackmore and Paganini, and got hailed as the king of neo classical for it.

Stop Malmsteening my work, asshat.

by James C January 19, 2005

Yngwie Malmsteen

Fucking amazing Sweedish Neo-classical guitarist who rips Vai and Satriani a new asshole.

Dude, Malmsteen plays the sexiest music ever.

by Love, Kowski January 13, 2004

Yngwie Malmsteen

A seemingly worthless (At least today) neo classical guiarist. He is known for popularizing neo classical metal. He was one of the first guitarists (Along with randy rhoads and others) to use very exotic scales and borque classical influences in his composition. About 95% of his stuff is mindless shredding, but his groundbreaking Rising Force album is full of classics!

Yngwie Malmsteen is fat... He doesnt even do anything... He just sits around and eats cheesecakes all day.

by lahunley September 30, 2006

malmstinate

1. To achieve justice
2. To be extremely good at guitar
3. To create absolute chaos

1. I malmstinated those bad guys
2. He totally malmstinates
3. Lets malmstinate this school

by Baron Wolfgang Dracula Von Peterson March 29, 2005

malmoot

derivation of the word "oot", meaning maliciously oot

"that girl is MALMOOT", said lourdes

by pOOTa August 26, 2003

Malmö

Malmö (pronounced Mulm-uh) is the third largest city in Sweden with 300,000 inhabitants.

It's also famous for having a large pool of women who look like Rosie O'Donnell but act like Paris Hilton. The consequence of this is that any attempt to initiate a conversation with a random, mediocre looking woman at a bar in Malmö is usually met with first with an angry look, and then quickly with a pejorative like "get lost".

Because of this, the word "malmö" has started to be used as an adjective to describe any situation or person that can be considered lame, boring, passive aggressive or outright hostile, or acting as if they are something they are not.

- Dude, let's get out of here, the girls at this party are so frigging malmö.

- I talked to this chick but she just turned her back on me; I have no idea why she went malmö on me!

- I tried to change my order with the waitress but she just ignored me. If she is gonna be so malmö, then I'm not gonna tip her!

- I'm feeling so malmö today, I think I'm just going to stay home.

by el_toro_de_malmo September 27, 2013