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Malia

That one girl in ur friend group that is weirder than anyone else in the group. Often dreams about death. Satin is her dad. Loves to hate. Loves two guys in her life rn. Nolan and wyatt
Wow she is definitely a malia
by Malia Lane March 28, 2019
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Malia

Someone who is very obsessed with old cartoons, such as Betty Boop and others. Someone who would sacrifice her friends for a cuphead plush
Person 1: Hey, she seems pretty cool
Person 2: Yeah, she’s a Malia
Person 1: Oh, she must be a handful
by Pastaslut June 2, 2019
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Malia

A very pretty girl who enjoys reading! She spends lots of time in her own fantasy world and has thousands of friends. As one of the popular people others

are jealous of her, so jealous that they sneak her house at 3 am and stab her to death, now she haunts all popular people. Most the people she haunts are found stabbed to death with no evidence hmmm, if you ever meet a malia she will probabaly kill you.
You are such a malia!
Malia sucks!
by MMMmmmmmmis stupid May 2, 2018
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malia

Malia's are pretty and really friendly..... but most of all she is a slut!!
The malia was caught cheating
by icejjbitch March 17, 2017
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Malia

A drama queen, flat but, no cheast, rat teeth, no thighs, boring, bitch that nobody likes, really bad at music.ly, no fans ass hole
Malia is a dramq queen
by Rociog023 January 24, 2017
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Malia

Best person ever they're thick their hot and they're very smart
Men: my girlfriend is a malia
Wingman: nice dude

Men: ya I'm going to fuck Malia tonight
by Mie23 November 6, 2019
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Malia

idk if this is all malias but the one i know is a thot. she plays guys and her shit gets sent around a ton. can’t stand her own ground and makes her friends fight all her battles
malia is a hoe
by pxssyslxayer69420 September 29, 2018
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