Malia

That one girl in ur friend group that is weirder than anyone else in the group. Often dreams about death. Satin is her dad. Loves to hate. Loves two guys in her life rn. Nolan and wyatt

Wow she is definitely a malia

by Malia Lane March 28, 2019

Malia

Someone who is very obsessed with old cartoons, such as Betty Boop and others. Someone who would sacrifice her friends for a cuphead plush

Person 1: Hey, she seems pretty cool
Person 2: Yeah, she’s a Malia
Person 1: Oh, she must be a handful

by Pastaslut June 2, 2019

Malia

A very pretty girl who enjoys reading! She spends lots of time in her own fantasy world and has thousands of friends. As one of the popular people others

are jealous of her, so jealous that they sneak her house at 3 am and stab her to death, now she haunts all popular people. Most the people she haunts are found stabbed to death with no evidence hmmm, if you ever meet a malia she will probabaly kill you.

You are such a malia!
Malia sucks!

by MMMmmmmmmis stupid May 2, 2018

malia

Malia's are pretty and really friendly..... but most of all she is a slut!!

The malia was caught cheating

by icejjbitch March 17, 2017

Malia

Best person ever they're thick their hot and they're very smart

Men: my girlfriend is a malia
Wingman: nice dude

Men: ya I'm going to fuck Malia tonight

by Mie23 November 6, 2019

malia obama

the oldest daughter of barack obama

malia obama loves her dad

by Chochopowers November 4, 2013

Malia Hale

Malia Hale is a female character on teenwolf. She is in a relationship with Stiles and is a werecyote. Malia doesn't know how to really care except for Stiles. She is still learning that. She is not good at math. Malia is related to Peter Hale.

"Malia Hale is learning at caring."

by obrien;) January 4, 2015