Machete

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.

Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete

by ltdelicious May 4, 2009

macheted

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.

I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.

by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011

machelor's degree

Receiving both your bachelor's and master's degree from the same institution.

My friend was too lazy to research other universities, so he just stayed here to get his 6 year machelor's degree

by Tee-Kas September 17, 2010

macha

Literally is term for brother-in-law (wifes brother). Used more commonly as an addressal to friends.

Macha, eno madta ideya.

by nitboss March 10, 2005

Macha Bowl

A ritual where players pass around and drink out of the "Macha Bowl" in anticipation of a new champion.

Shappy's gonna finish, the Macha Bowl!

by Joe Knew August 22, 2017

Vca.machete

Vca.machete is a hench gymlad who sits on his xbox all day playing fortnite and trying to become a btec faZe Sway on creative.

See also Chaotic Machete

My friend is such a vca.machete.

by NickCopyright November 28, 2019

Den Timo machen

Sich - für Andere unerwarteterweise - plötzlich nie wieder melden.

„Den Timo machen“
Hast du eigentlich mal wieder was von Michael gehört?
Nein, der hat den Timo gemacht...

by finejewels24 October 23, 2020