scoop and loft

When your girlfriend farts a stinky fart and cups her hand and lofts it up to your face to smell.

Did you just scoop and loft that fart gas towards my face. Why would you scoop and loft me if you love me ?

by Tlitt January 3, 2018

loft-bananna

A stupid starving artist who lives in the city, in some loft or other, and thinks his work is avante garde, but it really just sucks. These idiots usually live off trust funds or get rich boyfriends. Seriously, kick thier ass if you ever see one.
Look at that loft-bananna fruit, I bet he just painted a picture of a penis.

Look at that loft-bananna fruit, I bet he just painted a picture of a penis. Seriously, lets kick thier ass.

by cameronthered December 2, 2005

cock loft

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)

my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft

by luke January 18, 2004

meat loft

When a line of ten gay men drag their junk across a bald mans' head (usually a hetero man).

For my father in law Roys' birthday, he didn't want a meat loaf cake so we got his ungrateful ass a meat loft instead.

by D_Money $ July 6, 2016

Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.

Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

by Smokemypole 781 May 5, 2011

loft mood

To not really know what kind of a mood you're in; doesnt give a fuck type of mood; Cause: Mostly agitated by a trifling bitch.

Person 1: Yoo wtf is wrong with Dave!?!
Person 2: My nigga been in that loft mood because of his ex Sarah.

by MoeMoe007 June 21, 2014

sam loft

A psychopath hiding in a fragile unaware society. Lurking and manipulating until he has complete control...

“Whose that he’s scarying me”
“Oh shit! It’s Sam loft”

by Dr. Shiro September 16, 2018