loaded

Drunk, Tanked,Wasted...Inebriated

after a long night of drinking and too many shots my friend was loaded!

by Smilee May 22, 2005

loaded

1)fucked up, drunk, high, or on something.
2)packing heat in gun

1)im loaded lets go to the party.
im loaded, i feel like fuckin someone up.
2)watch out, that niggas loaded.

by chimpy August 26, 2004

looned

edited, deleted, changed

Edit a post on a bulletin board, usually by a moderator with a heavy hand. "You have been 'looned'"

by -------------------------- June 28, 2006

locked and loaded and good to go

Prepared for an imminent activity. Believed to have originated during WWII, referring to the M1 Garand rifle, whose bolt automatically "locked" a round in the chamber when the rifle was "loaded" with a magazine, which could then be immediately fired without any further preparation required.

Frank: You still game for some blackjack and hookers?
Joe: locked and loaded and good to go bruh!

by 8david8 July 31, 2016

Loaded Dick

Dick Cheney with a loaded shotgun.

Watch out, everyone! There's a Loaded Dick on the loose again!

by Chris Hardewig March 18, 2009

lohaned

A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.

"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."

"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"

by Frizzooooo April 11, 2008

loaded

You are so high, all you can do is eat, and and watch T.V.

Man I was so loaded last nite, I couldn't even open my eyes!

by Jobey Kanobey April 22, 2009