lonely loafer

One who does not have a life or friends of his own, so he spends a majority of his time

"loafing" through books and living vicaruously through them.

ashley-"omg, liams over there reading his books again..."
kylie-"of course he is! liams a lonely loafer!"

by ?O0o.CONFUSED.o0O? March 10, 2010

Water Loafer

One who goes to restauraunts, mainly fast food places, and orders water in place of any other drink to avoid paying higher costs overall. When done right, one can get more food for a price less than a combo on the combo menu by not getting a drink. For example, at Wendy's, you can get a burger and fries and a drink for about $4, but if you Water Loaf than you can get 2 Texas Double Cheeseburgers, a fry and chili with a water for the same price.

Today we went to Taco Bell and Brandon water loafed to get more food for his $5 than Kelley who didn't water loaf and got less for $5. Brandon will get more bang for his buck for being a Water Loafer.

by willieleiss January 10, 2006

Chode loafer

Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.

We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty

by tripod 8 October 26, 2018

social loafer

Someone who avoids helping social groups make decisions, yet manages to bitch about the choice.

Dude, stop being such a social loafer and help us decide where to eat.

by DHensler May 5, 2007

two loafer

A storm so severe that when stocking up on food, you buy two loaves of bread in anticipation of being stranded for long enough to go through more than a loaf.

They say that storms gonna bring 8 feet of snow over the next six day.

Yup, a two loafer for sure!

by Eljaybean January 7, 2011

Waxing loafer

When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up

That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer

by MineEng November 5, 2017

Panty Loafer

Typically an older man who hangs around at bars to just watch the young women. Doesn't talk with people, just stares and acts creepy. Will be seen wearing slip on shoes often, like penny loafers.

It looks like that Panty Loafer Chuck is back...yeah he seems to have sniffed out that bachelorette party.

by e/or August 13, 2012