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A awesome, extremely loyal friend who has been my friend for the past 4 and a half years. Simply put it, he’s a dime a dozen bloke. Aside from being a spectacular friend, he is also the hardest working guy you’ll ever meet. Need a good worker for up to 12 hours? Lloyd will be at your service. So he’s a great friend and a workaholic, AND he gets mad hoes. He’s a brother from another mother kinda mothertrucker. He may say goofy things occasionally, but aren’t we all sorta flawed individuals? He easily forgives you and will likely just wanna be left alone if he is irritated with you. Lastly, he has encyclopedic knowledge of video-games. Oh and Lloyds also have a fondness for vagabonding, vaping, mayonnaise packets, and a massive unusual love for big sausage pizza.
Casual regular customer orders the usual pair of well done Quarter Pounders... Lloyd: OMFG HE’S HERE, MY FAVORITE CUSTOMER!!!!
by StonedGenius July 06, 2021
A Welsh name that has Ll, which is like hl (a voiceless lateral fricative), a U sound (as in the “O” diphthong), and a back vowel, as in the end of Respublikası, or the e in roses.
by Qorptocx December 20, 2018
Lloyd Harlin Polite Jr. Better known a Lloyd. Was was born on January 3, 1986 in New Orleans, Louisiana. He is one of the sexiest singers ALIVE! His debut song "Southside" became a hit in 2004. In 2006, he released another single, called "You" with Lil' Wayne, which is now a MAJOR hit. The single has been gaining play one BET LATE and is currently #1 on 106 & Park Bet's Top 10 Live!! Lloyd is undeniably sexy! Has a great smile, and has a SIX PACK! Every girls dream!
chick 1: Girl, did you see Lloyd last night on BET?
chick 2: Yea, he was sooooooooooooooooo sexxxyy!
chick 1: I know girl, and he had no shirt on!
chick 2: Yea, he was sooooooooooooooooo sexxxyy!
chick 1: I know girl, and he had no shirt on!
by Aaliyah_27 January 22, 2007
A male who is unknowingly gay and/or is still in the closet, and hence dates or is openly attracted to women who are man-ish in apperance so as to throw off the gay vibes he puts out while simultaneously satisfying his attraction to men.
If Brandon wasn't such a Lloyd, he could dump that lumberjack-wanna-be girlfriend of his and I could introduce him to an attractive man who wears deoderant and he would be so much happier!
by Aquasexually Speaking... May 26, 2009
by The Fresh Prinz July 10, 2009
Generic term for any grotesque substance, object or action. Including but not restricted to the following:
1. Semen/Load
2. Ejaculation
3. Defecation/Feces
4. Testicles
1. Semen/Load
2. Ejaculation
3. Defecation/Feces
4. Testicles
1. "Last time I jacked off I got my lloyd all over myself."
2. "I lloyded all over that chick!"
3. "I gotta go take a massive lloyd."
4. "Dude that guy just showed me his lloyds. They were weird lookin'."
2. "I lloyded all over that chick!"
3. "I gotta go take a massive lloyd."
4. "Dude that guy just showed me his lloyds. They were weird lookin'."
by someguy3692006 August 21, 2006