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by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

Little dick nick

When someone is being a real dumbass bitch midget

Sam: Hey what's wrong

Rob: nothing just the guy is being a real little dick nick

by Kajaskimanda May 15, 2021

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

member of the little dick club

when a guy has a very big truck and is always in the fucking way.

someone who is compensating for something by buying useless shit.

Mom: "hey look, it's a member of the little dick club!" *honks horn*

by JayTheKilla1234 November 26, 2019

Ancient little dick

A nickname for a bro or homie.

George: Ayup ancient little dick?
Micheal: hey I’m not ancient!
George: why didn’t you deny the little dick part?
Micheal: Uhhmmmmm…..

by SomeKidig_ April 13, 2022

Little Dick Danny

Slang for a guy that has a small micropenis that’s generally uncut.

His dick literally inverted inside of his body when it was soft. He’s a little dick Danny.

by Laughingoutloud23 September 27, 2018