Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.

I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!

by potwo84 January 25, 2011

Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.

Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.

by droidlover November 22, 2011

like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.

Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!

by Les Mots September 17, 2023

Fuck me like a truck

A sex move usually used in porno films or videos as it is used very hardcore bdsm move and usually the final form of a sex move

Oh please since you are my step-brother! Now fuck me like a truck like you did with Becky

by Hylzanisafucingcrackhead January 11, 2020

weird as fuck for like ever

WAFFLE - Someone who is weird as fuck and will always be that way no matter w.

That dude is a straight is weird as fuck for like ever. and will never change. He’s a straight up WAFFLE!

by Rod323 March 10, 2022

Fuck The Like Button

When someone clicks the 'like" button on a YouTube video a dozen times.

Jerry Really Fucked The Like Button on that YouTube video.

Damn Jerry You Really Like to "Fuck The Like Button"!

by SavagesUseDogs_ March 10, 2011

make like a tree and fuck off

a term used by Ricky, a character from the popular TV show, Trailer Park Boys. A twist on the saying "make like a tree and leave". Ricky does this with many other phrases, such as "peach and cake (piece of cake)" or "denial and error (trial and error)".

Julian: Get the fuck out of here Randy.

Ricky: Yea - make like a tree and fuck off.

by JackBauer133 March 3, 2011