Liberal Paradise

This is a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, "free"comprehensive healthcare, "free" education, "free" food, "free" housing, "free" clothing, "free" utilities, and only Law Enforcement has guns.

Prison is a liberal paradise.

Liberal Paradise by MS Libertarian February 6, 2014

Stupid Liberal 

A stupid liberal is so narrow minded they would side with communists and terrorists before they would side with President Trump. A stupid liberal hates the 2nd amendment and supports gun control laws because they believe American's should be forcibly disarmed by the government. A "stupid liberal" has referred to this country as "fascist" for the last four years now. A stupid liberal clearly does not know the meaning of this word because if so they would not be on board with a mass gun confiscation. The stupid liberal refers to every white male as "privileged" and if you don't agree with them you're just a racist and should "check your privilege bro". A stupid liberal is politically challenged and knows many gender pronouns but knows nothing about history or world affairs. A stupid liberal is so blinded by their hate for Trump that they would vote for the Nazi party if it meant Trump out of office.

A stupid liberal walks into a bar and asks them for some matches, they said no and he said "bro, you're all a bunch of fascists".

Stupid Liberal by Gift to society August 20, 2020

liberal washing

Verb: the act of story fabrication based on little to no facts, yet espoused and exploited by the liberal media as truth to push a political agenda.

No one listens to NBC anymore because they have been liberal washing their stories so long that people know they're fake.

liberal washing by surfbreakn2000 December 12, 2013

Liberty Mutual 

Some fucking insurance company with an annoying-ass, ear-violating jingle.

Liberty Mutual: "Liberty, liberty, liberty. Liberty."
Person: (attacks their TV with a baseball bat) "Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Leave me alone! I've had enough!"

Liberty Mutual by wheelchairmanfromfamilyguy August 12, 2021

liberal boner 

When liberals express excessive and superficial admiration for things like same-sex relationships, bi-racial children, and startups that promote the latest liberal pet cause.

Not saying these things are bad (they're not), but superficial enthusiasm is always annoying.

Rachel Maddow had a raging liberal boner for Bill de Blaiso's mixed race family.

liberal boner by samuel_adams1 November 12, 2013

Liberaloid 

A type of people or "humanoid" that had its discernment replaced by demagogy, buzzwords, spontaneous emotional reactions, unable to distinguish between ideology and reality.

Example: Where did the left intellectuals go? Twenty years ago we still had good liberal writers. In today's universities, we have only these LIBERALOIDS shouting "fascist, Nazi, xenophobic, misogynist, privileged white people" and creating idiot memes because of the defeat of the Democrats in the presidential election last year. Thanks to this special type of liberals, we received Donald Trump!

Liberaloid by SADLEFT February 9, 2017

liberal fucktard 

A person with a left leaning political point of view, often tries to convince you that they know more than other people and if anyone disagrees, you are of less intelligence...

Jim is such a liberal fucktard, he is always trying to tell me guns should be illegal.

liberal fucktard by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021