That girl is so Lexers.
by Kevin Kennedy July 20, 2008
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Get the lesberodeo mug.While the Duke of Wellington was fighting off Napoleon from the front there was also some other guy who ambushed Napoleon from the back. His name was Blucher. He was an old man and didn't really care for his life nor what happened to him and his regiment. But he knew that this fat little Corsican shit needed to be wiped off the planet.
And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.
That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.
And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.
That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.
Historian #1: Dude, Wellington was such a camper! Blücher was like totally like the main force on the battlefield, like he totally like destroyed Napoleon with like an ambush. Like it was sooooo cool.
Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!
Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!
Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!
Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!
Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!
Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!
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You cant be a Lekberg
by Soifakis January 12, 2008
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Get the Leeber mug.A Leberknight is a Knight of the Leber. Leber is the German word for liver. So a Leberknight is a powerful individual, who can and will do incredible things to and with your liver. Their powers allow them to force endorphin-release, or poisoning; members of this reclusive clan have been known to stimulate orgasm or death by means of manipulating their target's liver with their mind.
despite, or perhaps because of, their great power, Leberknights are widely known to act like dicks. They occasionally enjoy poking fun at other people, but generally do so in an amusing manner. The Leberknights are powerful, intelligent, and jerks, but they live by a strict if mellifluous moral code which allows no un-provoked serious assault, and absolutely no rape ever.
Leberknights are frequently seen in the presence of, and often confused with, Drewsefer's
common misspelling: Lieberknight it's just a name
antonym: bitch
despite, or perhaps because of, their great power, Leberknights are widely known to act like dicks. They occasionally enjoy poking fun at other people, but generally do so in an amusing manner. The Leberknights are powerful, intelligent, and jerks, but they live by a strict if mellifluous moral code which allows no un-provoked serious assault, and absolutely no rape ever.
Leberknights are frequently seen in the presence of, and often confused with, Drewsefer's
common misspelling: Lieberknight it's just a name
antonym: bitch
patient: But, doc, you told me I had terminal liver cancer, how could it just vanish?
Doctor: you must have had help from a Leberknight.
Girl: this guy looked at me, and then I had a funny feeling in my tummy, and then I had this absolutely mind-blowing orgasm.
Friend: oh you lucky bitch, you've bagged a Leberknight
mugger: I'm going to kill and rape you. "AAAGGGHH OH GOD MY LIVER IT HURTS SO BAD"
potential victim: Thank you so much Leberknight! you've saved my life!
teenager: That weird dude over there is kinda creepy, but he's really hilarious. That girl keeps saying she hates him, but she's blushing and giggling the whole time. oh, he's mocking her for the blushing now. Must be a Leberknight.
Doctor: you must have had help from a Leberknight.
Girl: this guy looked at me, and then I had a funny feeling in my tummy, and then I had this absolutely mind-blowing orgasm.
Friend: oh you lucky bitch, you've bagged a Leberknight
mugger: I'm going to kill and rape you. "AAAGGGHH OH GOD MY LIVER IT HURTS SO BAD"
potential victim: Thank you so much Leberknight! you've saved my life!
teenager: That weird dude over there is kinda creepy, but he's really hilarious. That girl keeps saying she hates him, but she's blushing and giggling the whole time. oh, he's mocking her for the blushing now. Must be a Leberknight.
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Dan: I know bro I got molested!
Friend: Yeah those Lexer's are pretty gay
Dan: I know bro I got molested!
Friend: Yeah those Lexer's are pretty gay
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