forest lettuce

hip slang term for pot/weed

trent: ey yo, you got that good forest lettuce?
renesmee: yeah dude, you want some?

by need a nap July 2, 2020

Lethard

One who is lethargic

that lethard just sits in bed all day watching Fresh Prince reruns

by T. Ace July 8, 2010

lethargy

Unnaturally languid, lazy, indolent.

I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Letourneau'd

Named for the founder of the Sarasota Storm Triathlon Club (SSTC) John Letourneau to describe the feeling of anxiety, uneasiness and/or concern an athlete gets after they have been convinced to sign up for a triathlon or other athletic event they had little to no intention of doing.

Generally this condition arises after numerous alcoholic beverages are consumed amongst fellow triathltes and stories are told of how great it is to participate in these races. For some unknown reason (maybe the alcohol?), you find yourself registering for races you never thought you were capable of finishing!

Athlete # 1 to Athlete #2: "Dude, you look awful, what's going on?"

#2 to #1: "I've been Letourneau'd. I can't believe I just signed up for Ironman Florida and somehow thought it was a good idea. What the hell was I thinking?"

by sharkstriguy December 29, 2010

chest lettuce

The little bit of fuzz that pokes up through the unbuttoned collar of a hairy man's shirt. A vegetarian synonym for taco meat.

Bill is showing some serious chest lettuce in that cheesy disco shirt.

by DC Chupacabra September 22, 2009

shakin' my lettuce

1. When one shakes their lettuce in a container in order to mix it in with the dressing.

2. Some random response to the question, "What are you doing?" usually meaning you're doing something unusual.

Dude, what the hell are you doing?
I'm shakin' my lettuce!

by pathfin9 January 30, 2009

Bacon Lettuce

A code-word for BL (boy's love, or yaoi). In this case, it means boy on boy sex in manga/anime/fanfiction.
Also two of three ingredients in a BLT sandwitch.

I read some extremely smutty bacon lettuce yesterday.

Let me share this Shizaya bacon lettuce with you.

Mom: What is BL?
Me: ...bacon lettuce.

by Arrachne July 27, 2015