Lanie

Holy hell this girl is amazing, the nicest most heart felt person in the world. She cares so much about others and what she can do for each and every person in her life, she doesn't have time for herself. Selfless, loving, gorgeous, Christlike, smart, funny, cozy, cute, SO CUTE. She loves when you talk about her and when you show her off. Shes got a nice peach and curves like a snake road. Brown eyes that are breathtaking and cheeks that are pillows to smoosh. You really gotta be funny to make her laugh, so getting that laugh out is big. A strong but childish sense of humor, that will make you cringe sometimes, but in the end you realize its lanie and that's her. Her work ethic is insane, to have her as an employee underneath you is nothing short of a blessing. Appreciate her and tell her how much she means to you, cause she needs that type of stuff to live. Hugs are her favorite, she could use a couple a day. She gives, that's another thing, she loves to give and nothing makes her happier than her seeing a smile on your face after reciveing a gift from her. Her presence is a ray of sunshine, and you will lose your thoughts whenever you see that face. Lanies a mind boggler.

Guy: hey where's Lanie been?
Girl: oh shes outta town why?
Guy: oh never mind
Girl: ohhhhh you like her?
Guy: noooooo, I was just wondering

by Yeahumhi October 19, 2018

idiot's lantern

a television

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.

by jimmy mc'scrotie badders. April 15, 2010

Lankerslime

Also known as Lankershim Boulevard; a busy Los Angeles thoroughfare. It begins near Universal Studios, forces drivers to make dangerous and confusing oblique and obtuse turns as it snakes in a northwesterly fashion through North Hollywood, then ends unceremoniously in a nondescript ghetto somewhere in the northeast quadrant of the San Fernando Valley. Lankerslum, Lankerscum and Lankerslime may be used interchangeably.

Traffic looks heavy on the 101, so I'm going to exit at Lankerslime and take the surface streets to your house.

by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009

langered

so drunk that you can't stand up.

She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

by pad July 20, 2004

Hang a lantern

To point out some inconsistency in order to allow for its acceptance and to move things along. This is a common plot device in the entertainment industry, in which the entertainers give some sort of wink or nod that allows the entertained to suspend disbelief of some unthinkable feat and carry on with minimal interruption.

Feeling whiney and knowing that he was partaking in the practice of Vaguebooking, Tom was sure to hang a lantern on it by adding a #Vaguebooking hash tag to his post.

by kraftydevil12 July 29, 2011

langerload

a huge quantity.

Often used of drink.

A langerload of pints.

We had a langerload of pints last night.

by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005

Spanish Lantern

The same as a dutch oven, farting under the blanket and pulling it over your partners head, although to complete the spanish lantern, light a match after the proceeded fart.

John Spanish lanterned kate last night and she no longer had eye brows.

by HBOSS19 October 18, 2009