lannon

a long bottom jack ass that farts in the bed with his nanny.

i peed on my mommy like lannon.

by jcykjt747 March 14, 2017

landon-in-spain

A trip to Segovia, Spain that is offered by the Landon School of Bethesda, Maryland. Alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bars where the act of placing a 1 Euro coin on the bar is universal language for, "If you please, sir, I would like a shot of Tequila."

The trip is generally damaging to United States foreign relations.

Doctor: I've noticed your liver has been ravaged by the effects of alcohol. What the hell did you do this summer?

Student: Landon-in-Spain.

by joe g. November 27, 2004

laconda

Laconda is a bright person with a feisty attitude to go with it... Ready for anything good or bad... Loves to party and have a good time.. Has the body of a goddess... Eyes of an angel.. With the heart of a lioness... And has the hands to prove it.. Eight to Eighty they can all get it!!!##

Laconda is so beautiful and sweet but you better not try her she is a true legend..

by BWIZZ 420 January 24, 2018

landon

a dad

landon

by Fax lol October 29, 2019

Landon

An annoying clown

Landon is a candy cane stealer

by Sophia🇦🇺🚅 December 9, 2019

Landon houle

Is a stupid ass bitch and likes to cheat and sucks a lot of dick

He’s gay landon Houle is gay

by WtfNoBixch March 31, 2019

Landon Paul Jones

A Mexican with really small ears.

"Hey Mom, who is that Mexican with the 2-inch ears." "Little Timmy, that's Landon Paul Jones"

by Young Fetus August 23, 2020