The Ladder of Sex

The ladder of sex is a scale that ranks the amount of people involved in a certain activity of sex. The ladder goes like this:
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest

There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.

Person A: "So we've done everything on The Ladder of Sex other than Shrekfest. When do you wanna do that?"
Person B: "Now."

by nigerfagot March 22, 2017

climb the corporate ladder

To move up in the hierarchy of a corporation.

A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.

You have to work very hard if you want to climb the corporate ladder.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

social ladder

social ladder – n. Metaphorical ladder that nonlosers are continuously trying to climb.
analogy The social ladder is like Mount Everest: Lots of people try to climb (be popular), but few reach the top (become popular). At any point you can fall into a crevice (fall off the ladder), or fall victim to hypothermia, starvation, fratricide, etc. (drugs, alcohol, fratricide, etc.) and die (die). Also, getting to the top is completely pointless, unless you really want your name to be known. Except that nobody remembers who climbed Mount Everest anyway.

see my definition of loser

by cardenio April 6, 2005

Ladder Stabber

A person willing to sacrifice anything or anyone to move up the corporate ladder.

Jack is the best ladder stabber in the office; two promotions in two years coupled with a divorce and more enemies than Al Qaeda.

by jasmie February 25, 2009

Loddle Loddle

A phrase used when one is amused by an action, statement, or question. Originates on a farm in the mid-west of North America. Turkeys are fracking hysterical, therefore, the sound a turkey makes expresses the amusement of the speaker.

Loddle Loddle

by JustDucky July 19, 2010

ladder arms

A person with low self esteem who has cut their arms to the point that their arms look like a ladder.

Guy A:She was so sad she had ladder arms
Guy B: ROFLMAO

by Funny definitions July 24, 2014

Ladder Girl

A woman climbing and slaying the corporate ladder, like a boss.

She’s a ladder girl, growing her career faster than you can say ”Yas Queen”

by Khlomo February 18, 2019