dirty kurtis

When you smack someone’s ass until they shit themselves and proceed to eat them out

Dam that chick is getting some dirty kurtis tonight

by Dawgo May 13, 2020

kurtis strong

stronger than the average joe. stronger than army strong. a very attractive wrestler.

that guy isn't just strong. he's kurtis strong!

by gagalove May 6, 2009

Kurtis Conner

A commentary YouTuber, most likely to make fun or talk shit about people on the internet and watch trashy tv.

Shit... did you see Kurtis Conners new vid..it was the shit!

by Vivian Markley February 19, 2022

kurtis blow

the legendary nigaro

kurtis blow needs no example.

by heathaaa February 16, 2004

kurtis clark

Gay 16 year old scooter rider that can’t tailwhip yet, and all he does is no footers.

I went to the skate park with Kurtis Clark to see him No footer all the ramps at the skate park.

by Patryk Kosmala December 22, 2017

Kurtis and Megan

If you have a "Kurtis and Megan" relationship this clearly means you have been though it all. the good, the bad and the down right ugly. Alone Kurtis and Megan can be stubborn hard headed people who are both stunningly attractive and have strong personalities. they refuse to take crap from anyone and will not only stand up for them selves but for others when need be. together these two are a power couple. their heads may clash but in the end they know they rather be together than alone. perfectally perfect for each other these two are God's definition of best friends. they talk for hours about nothing...sometimes even make cat noises at each other, it doesn't matter what the situation is they always make it fun. two peas in a pod that come together to make one great bean. all megans are lost with out their kurtis'. true love incarnate, these two need to stay together through the test of time and show that true love does exist.

Megan: Hey Kurt!
Kurtis : meow!
Megan: awwww :) come here so i can rub ur ears!

Megan: Kurtis! :) i just wanted to let you know that I love you dearly and feel so blessed to have you apart of my life. without you at my side i question whether life is worth living but every time i see you i am reminded yes life goes on...always be my best friend...and lover?

Kurtis: I wouldn't miss it for the world...i love you too so much Megan! :)

Kurtis and Megan are perfect lovers

by April 25th 2011 October 19, 2011

Kurtis

A Kurtis is when somebody says a really obvious lie

Corey says"my blind neighbor drove me to school". Everyone says "stop commuting Kurtis"

by Unknown Unknown Unknown Unknow September 19, 2019