Grand National Knob Jockey

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!
by Horsebox Harry October 24, 2006
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Knob Jockey

Someone who talks total pure shite and act like they know it all or the like the dick and ride it as if it's a horse like sea biscuit.
See him he's talking shite the Knob Jockey

Damn she rode my dick like a fucking Knob Jockey
by Ace P Princess April 07, 2018
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knob jockey

when someone is being a right tosser
last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey
by St Dudley the V March 05, 2022
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knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob
mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!
by blacklover19 September 20, 2008
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Knob jockey

A male who believes he is always right but talks like the shitty farts escaping his arsehole
That pauls a right knob jockey he believes his own shit talk n fart speak
by November 06, 2020
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Knob jockey

An actual twat like me jasmine leoni Reed and Courtney stevens :)
Person1:what colour is red ?

Person2: are u an actually knob jockey ??
by Geoffrey E. March 10, 2021
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