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Holy shit that's a huge COCK, Klarp!
Once upon a time there was a hot hunky man named Klarp. Everywhere he went there were onlookers and oglers who stared at his hot bod. One day at his military base, the men gathered around and demanded for a COCK battle party. A bracket was set up and Klarp started his battle for the title of BEST COCK. Klarp breezed through the competition with his enourmous COCK until the finals came. The man opposing him was none other than his direct superior, LT. CBT. LT. CBT was no stranger to COCK battles and Klarp knew that well. Klarp had to impose a strategy, and it was to channel so much blood into his bulging COCK that the veins almost pop! LT. CBT was shocked at Klarp's efforts and was distracted, then Klarp seized the opportunity to wack LT. CBT out of the ring, to seize the title of BEST COCK. Klarp and LT. CBT respected eachother's efforts and COCKS and lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time there was a hot hunky man named Klarp. Everywhere he went there were onlookers and oglers who stared at his hot bod. One day at his military base, the men gathered around and demanded for a COCK battle party. A bracket was set up and Klarp started his battle for the title of BEST COCK. Klarp breezed through the competition with his enourmous COCK until the finals came. The man opposing him was none other than his direct superior, LT. CBT. LT. CBT was no stranger to COCK battles and Klarp knew that well. Klarp had to impose a strategy, and it was to channel so much blood into his bulging COCK that the veins almost pop! LT. CBT was shocked at Klarp's efforts and was distracted, then Klarp seized the opportunity to wack LT. CBT out of the ring, to seize the title of BEST COCK. Klarp and LT. CBT respected eachother's efforts and COCKS and lived happily ever after.
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by theoriviginals May 10, 2019
Get the Klope mug.A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.
by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006
Get the Kloppenburg Surprise mug.Klops: is german for: meaty balls. sch: is a German-Prussian name suffix giving it a European origin. Ancestors of Klopsch people came from the weapon makers of the Kaiser of Germany in medieval times.
"It took some klopsch to do a feat like that."
"You stood up to that bully, that took some Klopsch".
"You stood up to that bully, that took some Klopsch".
by HansJager January 25, 2006
Get the Klopsch mug.(Verb) The act of hitting another with male sex organ, post intercourse.
Informally: Smacking someone with your penis after having sex. Preferably in the face. Simular to several other acts, but this act requires post sex, usually in close to proximity to when the sex occured.
Informally: Smacking someone with your penis after having sex. Preferably in the face. Simular to several other acts, but this act requires post sex, usually in close to proximity to when the sex occured.
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