kitch

Kitches are often peoples bottom bitches they survive through forging desperate half arsed friendships with the same people who call them a nonce when their backs turned their reputations are often for short adulterous relationships which by some account they enter in with ease though they have the effect of leaving the other person despising them they are characterised mainly by their large head 0.5 inch penis their paedophilic behaviour around peoples sisters and their ugly ass voice
Oh No! Dont Worry, Everyone Hates Kitch

Kitch: "What Does Your Body Want"?
by Jefflikesmeff January 3, 2021
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Kitches

Kids who act like little bitches. Kid+bitches = kitches
Why did my son invite a bunch of little kitches to his birthday party?
by Dianeandhannah June 24, 2017
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Kitches

This is a mix of a Karen and a bitch so kitches
Those two women just now were such kitches
by Riveer October 6, 2022
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kitched

when a joke is told and everyone laughs and then someone goes on and tries to extend the joke waayyy to much
“yo you just kitched it big time
by coolest gal out there August 28, 2019
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Kitch

A kitch is a Karen bitch.
by Leftfield44 November 13, 2021
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Sam Kitching

The biggest virgin you will ever meet. Is about 5 foot if that and talks like a retired 50 year old EDL member
God is that “Sam Kitching” swear he’s eaten all the curry
by Pp poo March 13, 2022
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Chelsea kitch

You usually find chelsea kitch being edgy in the space of his own home
by Chelseabessoososo April 6, 2020
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