Kingwood

The worst, most God-awful place in which i have ever resided. The school here is fake. Money is everything. The social perameters of this area north of Humble, Tx, is one where money will get you everywhere you need to go. Your parents will make sure you're the best at whatever you do. Money here, as opposed to real talent, is what determines teams, rank, and your highschool career. The people here are full of arrogance, betrayals, ignorant mentalities, and the seeming addiction to "MTV". The students at KHS are very pompous, fake, and highly sexually active. The problems of "bunch of stupid rich kids having nothing else to do" leads to high amounts of drinking, drugs, and sexual behavior. The teen society out there, in all means, is the most retarded, drama loving, hypocritical, attention whores you will ever encounter. Nobody has any true intellect, and friendships that are real are scarce aside from the select few. The HS out there will soon be cut into 2 schools: Kingwood Park and Kingwood High. Basically: rich KHS vs poor KPHS. The athletic aspect of the highschool is one of highly focused, but rarely successful, teams. The football team is a mockery to all that is the game. The rest of the sports exist merely as pawns of which the teams are decided upon "Who can afford it". Granted they do win in basketball, but again, when you have enough collective money, even victory can be bought. The educational standards of Kingwood are, in all sense, a failure to the State of Texas. The only priority anyone has is "pass the TAKS" test. Aside from that, you learn nothing except how to throw a pencil into the cieling tiles. The neighborhoods are comprised of many villages, all of which are inhabitated by arrogant fools who see their location and livelyhood as the center of all creation. If the ancient capital of Rome could be scaled down as far as ignorance and social caste systems goes, it would exist somewhat like Kingwood. It is only a matter of time before the "barbarians" overrun this hellhold and falsity of a "town". These barbarians will probably be Katrina victims. Upon traveling to Kingwood, it is advisable you bring a mask and a roll of toilet paper. The mask is so you can try to prevent breathing in the egotistical aroma that festers from its citizens, and the toilet paper incase you do happen to breath in the attitude of the inhabitants. that way, when you finally pry your head from your ass, you can atleast clean it off. Never in all my life have i encountered such a region of false, egotistical, hypocritical, god-complex people. Its amazing really, that this town simply hasnt had a civil war based on the grounds of "my daddy makes more than your daddy".

Also known as the Bubble and the Livable Forest. The Bubble for the reason that when you are in Kingwood, you are blind to logic, the real world, and anything and everything besides what gossip you hear in the halls. Its known the Livable Forest because these retards live in the middle of a forest. Yet... they complain when trees fall through their houses. The people get egged here quite frequently, and always feel the need to complain about it at the Country Club.

"I'm from Kingwood, so naturally I'm better than you"

and

"Black people are real?"

"When Enron fell it was hilarious to see all the rich people who then lived in apartments!"

by Mike From Subway September 18, 2008

Kingwood gangsta

Kingwood teen who thinks there in gangs because they have after school fights and smoke marijuana

Kingwood gangsta: ay what up bro
Real Gangster:ay whats up man buy me a car
Kingwood gangsta: yea man your my hommie
Real gangster: ay your a gangster now

by bluntsfordinner November 8, 2009

kingsford

(Noun) A derogatory term to describe a black person
(verb) When a black person is being extra black

(Noun) Man look at that fucking kingsford, can you believe he got elected
(verb) How was that last table, they were kingsfording it up. All they wanted was strawberry lemonade and buffalo wings and they didn't tip SHIT

by kingsford jones July 7, 2009

kingwood middle school

kingwood middle school smells bad. theres bugs and roaches all over the school, always hair in the nasty ass food from the cafeteria. some of the teachers are okay. female coaches pick favorites , the boy coaches are chill asf. all the girls there are fake and cant set their own trends. the boys are all ugly and mostly fake and nicotine feins who hit a mint pod instead of brushing their teeth. a good handfull of people out the school do drugs or sell them too.

broooo, have you been to kingwood middle school?

yea bro, that place sucks.

by ex kms student June 22, 2019

Kingwood

A city in Texas, called a bubble by its inhabitants, and called The smokeable Forest by its hippies. Where children are left alone at home for long period of times to smoke weed and do other nifty drugs. To many nigger lovers are here, as well as wiggers and black ppl trying to b niggers but turn out to jsut be white. Ppl here think they are the shit and are untouchable. The only gangs here are The boy scouts and the girl scouts watch out if your wearing the wrong colors youll get 10 cookies embeded in ur chest or multch for your organs.

"kingwood sucks bitches"

by Juju Jesus P. April 30, 2005

Kingwood

The worst place in the world to live.Often referred to as "the bubble" and "Hotel California". It is very suductive and impossible to leave. Full of a bunch of stuck up snobs who have no life. Named No.1 Snobbiest city in America by David Letterman. Town where all the high schoolers and middle schoolers are whores.

Ex 1
Guy 1: Dude I live in Kingwood. I'm richer and better than you. I drive a BMW
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up
Guy 1: I'll call my lawyer!

Ex 2

Girl 1: Hi Nice to meet you I'm Wanda
Girl 2: Nice to meet you to, where did you say you lived again?
Girl 1: Kingwood
*Girl 2 takes off running*

Ex 3
Girl 1: hey nice meeting you, can i suck ur dick?
Guy 1: ok wait behind those other three
Girl 2: OMG I LOVE SEMEN!! *girlish laugh*
Guy 1: NEXT?

by getookf December 9, 2008

Kingwood, Texas

Kingwood, the moderately wealthy suburb of Houston, is a largely anglo-saxon community with mostly christian residents. Within this community lies KHS, a formidable school that excells academically and athletically. Sadly, our varsity football team sucks. Anyway, the wealthier citzens live on golf-courses or in fenced communities. But by far, we hold a middle-class community. Rather monotone ethnically, we hold diverse social groups. These "groups" often pursue the same interests and music. Do not be persuaded to think we are all jocks clad in American Eagle and such. That would be a steriotypical assault on any 50,000+ population. And many Awesome Kick Ass Bands are listened to.

Kingwood, Texas. Kicks. Ass. Like. No. Other. Eat. It.

by Steriotypical Steriotypers Suck August 5, 2007