Kali

A super cool ripped male who lives in wealth and success . Nothing can ever break his uplifting spirits . 7 inch cock , 1.2 inch testicles, and a nice foreskin texture .

Man .. i really wish i was Kali

by Lambcurryforeskinmuncher69 May 6, 2020

Kali

A strain/Type of Marijuana/Cannabis

Whoa Dude that Kali's Haze Was Fatty!

by Joe Gunning October 14, 2008

Kali

A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.

"Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."

by Michael November 25, 2003

Kali

the sweetest cutest coolest girl ever who like to get revenge on stupid asses who they it

look at kali i want her to be mine

by wouldn't u like to kno August 6, 2003

Kali

One of my bestest freinds ever!!!!!

You don't need an example!

by Gossip Gal July 20, 2004

Kali

Kali is such a cute and lovely girl. She always looks good, even if she’s mot trying to. She also always looks tumblr, no matter what she’s doing. She’s very loyal and nice to everyone. You’ll never have a better friend than her.

Kali is the best person in my life.

by sashasgoodtaste April 19, 2018

Kali

Somebody who likes Jaxon

"Hey I like Jaxon..."
" oh, so you're a kali!"

Kali likes Jaxon

by kaiitokiisser.hatepage April 11, 2022