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Kal

The fattest person you will ever meet, not good at sports. But the best at eating food. And needs to lose some weight
Kal is the fattest person you will ever meet
by Envy_snipedyou September 26, 2022
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Fuck Kal Day

October 15th, in Hours Discord server if you hate kal you get to beat him very hard
fuck you too kal, I am gonna beat the shit out of you... I declare this day as Fuck kal day lets fucking kill him
by I hate kall October 15, 2022
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Kal

ur fav
"kal is my favvvv"
by theyluvkal May 31, 2022
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Kal

the hottest person alive most likely very gay if not very straight
1: damn have you seen kal they’re so hot
2: ikr i heard they’re super gay though
by anonymous January 26, 2022
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KAL

Girl 1: omg its Kal!
GIrl 2: holy shit he's so sexy
by KK2trim September 10, 2025
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Narkotik kal

A song by a absolutely FUCKING GOOD Russian band. That I definitely get fucked by if I could get fucked by.
(Russian ver of this)
Песня абсолютно ЧЕРТОВСКИ ХОРОШАЯ российская группа. Что меня определенно трахают, если бы меня трахнули.
Guy/woman 1: “dude have you heard that song “narkotik kal?””

Guy/woman 2: “yeah. I listen to that shit daily”

Russian ver:
Парень/женщина 1: «Чувак, ты слышал эту песню «narkotik kal?»»

Парень/женщина 2: «да. Я слушаю это дерьмо каждый день»
by Яненавижу_тебя October 6, 2025
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kal is dababy
by meaning of kal July 2, 2021
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