KAL

sexiest nigga alive

Girl 1: omg its Kal!
GIrl 2: holy shit he's so sexy

by KK2trim September 10, 2025

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Kal

ur fav

"kal is my favvvv"

by theyluvkal May 31, 2022

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Fuck Kal Day

October 15th, in Hours Discord server if you hate kal you get to beat him very hard

fuck you too kal, I am gonna beat the shit out of you... I declare this day as Fuck kal day lets fucking kill him

by I hate kall October 15, 2022

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Narkotik kal is when you look at something and you just know yeah they have been narkotik kal for a while now. Narkotik kal can be claimed to be the second best compliment as it is just standard. Having a narkotik kal type of day is the equivalent to having a day in paradise, smoking a joint on a beautiful sunny day, just perfect and standard.

Wow thawn it is such a Narkotik Kal kind of day. Yeah sean it has been for a while now.

by hard bass July 28, 2022

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Kal

A kal is a guy every other dude around him will be intimidated by and praise. With other words a kal is THE guy.

"kal" is a danish word and usually used in danish guy-groups where the kal would be the one who does the coolest things and is the most loved by women.

In many danish friendgroups the kal is selected by the other guys and can change if someone surpass his level of kal.

"OH dude Joakim just did the most KAL thing ever yesterday"
"oh yeah? what did he do?"
"He got laid in the theater and then smoked a blunt on the way out!"
"WOW! He is without doubt the most kal i know!"
"Yeah... He is indeed a kal"

by J5260 January 25, 2018

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Kal-El: God of weapons

The mighty being who seems stable but is given the ability to turn anything in their environment to a dangerous weapon. Don't be fooled by their "innocence", the consequences may be fatal if triggered

"Kal-El: God of weapons descends from the Portuguese culture"

by Dungeon master 7884 July 6, 2022

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