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Kal

the hottest person alive most likely very gay if not very straight
1: damn have you seen kal they’re so hot
2: ikr i heard they’re super gay though
by anonymous January 26, 2022
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Kal-El

is that man kal-el. cause he has a dirty chin
by StaticHEre September 29, 2019
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Kal Ho Naa Ho

Only the best movie of all times, like it’s about Naina, a girl living a dreary life, finds a new meaning to her life when she meets Aman. Even though she loves him, Aman claims to be a married man and convinces Rohit, her friend, to woo her. Only weirdos will cry at this though
person 1: OMG did you watch kal ho naa ho

person 2: yes it’s only the best film of all times
by Stacey Dover February 15, 2020
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Narkotik Kal

Narkotik kal is when you look at something and you just know yeah they have been narkotik kal for a while now. Narkotik kal can be claimed to be the second best compliment as it is just standard. Having a narkotik kal type of day is the equivalent to having a day in paradise, smoking a joint on a beautiful sunny day, just perfect and standard.
Wow thawn it is such a Narkotik Kal kind of day. Yeah sean it has been for a while now.
by hard bass July 28, 2022
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Kal-El: God of weapons

The mighty being who seems stable but is given the ability to turn anything in their environment to a dangerous weapon. Don't be fooled by their "innocence", the consequences may be fatal if triggered
"Kal-El: God of weapons descends from the Portuguese culture"
by Dungeon master 7884 July 6, 2022
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Kal

The fattest person you will ever meet, not good at sports. But the best at eating food. And needs to lose some weight
Kal is the fattest person you will ever meet
by Envy_snipedyou September 26, 2022
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Fuck Kal Day

October 15th, in Hours Discord server if you hate kal you get to beat him very hard
fuck you too kal, I am gonna beat the shit out of you... I declare this day as Fuck kal day lets fucking kill him
by I hate kall October 15, 2022
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