K-Mart Thug

A person (generally african American) who tries to dress like a hardcore gangster, but cannot afford name brands like Sean John, ENYCE, or any other gangsta apparel. They typically wear clothes from K-mart with brand names such as "SHAQ" or "EVERLAST"

Dude, look at that K-Mart Thug, his SHAQ shoes must have cost like $10.

by Ballsdeep May 15, 2006

K Mart Special

Expensive chrome rims so ugly they look like cheap hubcaps you would find at K Mart.

That cars riding on K Mart Specials

by Chevega July 22, 2007

k-mart board

Cheap-ass $10 skateboards from k-mart that are junk and break easily. Every skate poser in the world owns one.

Skate poser: Hey check out my board!
Skater: What brand is it?
Poser: I don't know.
Skater: is it a k-mart board?
Poser: Yeah.
Skater: Fag..

by Chrono68 July 9, 2007

Super K-Mart

A K-Mart with a grocery center inside. Kind of like Super Wal-Mart. The only similarity is they both suck.

Super K-Mart sucks dirty hobo ass

by DizzyLizzy June 11, 2006

K-Mart Parking Lot

A place you go before school to get a suck from your ugly ass girlfriend.

If you want to see a thot, go to the K-Mart Parking lot.

by Gonorrhea45 January 12, 2018

Easy as K-mart Girls

Young females who work at K-mart are notoriously easy. Without much effort you can often fool around with them in the store. If you are a young male it is highly recommended to take employment with K-mart.

If you haven't noticed you will rarely find an employee stocking the shelves or tidying up in K-mart. It is because they are all hiding in the stock room giving or receiving blowies.

What do you mean, you don't know how to stalk on facebook , it's easy as k-mart girls.

by whackipedia July 26, 2011

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009