Jurassic Monkey.A word used as a substitute for the word "drug" or a substitute for the specific name of a drug, such as "dope, crack, cocaine" and various other drugs of that variety that Green Day made up to avoid being censored when speaking of drugs.
by Billie's rock and roll girlfriend September 11, 2005
Get the Jurassic Monkeysmug. Title used in the Boris Johnson "Deano Valley" Parody/joke "Jurassic Park" where the joke illustrates how long Boris will remain in power despite all the fuck ups.
by poopoo7766 June 28, 2022
Get the Jurassic Kuntmug. A traditional ways to celebrate Thanksgiving Month. This tradition dictates that one consume a turkey leg every day of the month of November until thanksgiving day itself. On Thanksgiving day one should consume all parts of the turkey. Sages differ on whether a turkey leg/day must be consumed from Black Friday until the end of November.
A: “hey bro, you doin’ No-Nut November this year?”
B: “Nah man I’m just gonna do the Jurassic Jamestown”
B: “Nah man I’m just gonna do the Jurassic Jamestown”
by SimchaChern November 10, 2021
Get the The Jurassic Jamestownmug. by Ian Malcum May 14, 2018
Get the Jurassic Parkmug. Pamela Anderson is a jurassic slapstorm.
by randomanonymous April 13, 2008
Get the jurassic slapstormmug. While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaurs into her open asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Pull out quickly and a few of the dinosaurs will flow out like on a waterslide. The others will stay in there for a while eventually landing in another water pool... the toilet.
She gives me ass once a year on my birthday.
So i gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
So i gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
by MagicRat April 19, 2018
Get the Jurassic waterslidemug. by craisins.inc June 14, 2018
Get the Jurassic parkmug.