Jurassic Monkeys

Jurassic Monkey.A word used as a substitute for the word "drug" or a substitute for the specific name of a drug, such as "dope, crack, cocaine" and various other drugs of that variety that Green Day made up to avoid being censored when speaking of drugs.
Tre Cool of Green Day is on way too many Jurassic Monkeys.
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jurassic slapstorm

a noun for a women with a extremely loose vagina.
Pamela Anderson is a jurassic slapstorm.
by randomanonymous April 14, 2008
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Jurassic Kunt

Title used in the Boris Johnson "Deano Valley" Parody/joke "Jurassic Park" where the joke illustrates how long Boris will remain in power despite all the fuck ups.
How long is he gonna stay in power - 2 years maybe 6. Welcome to Jurassic Kunt
by poopoo7766 June 28, 2022
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jurassic world

a dinosaur theme park where idiotic people think it's fun to create the end of the f***ing world.
(indomonus rex)
by far one of the greatest movie series of all time.
boy 1-hey, you wan't to go to jurassic world?
boy 2-*slaps him and walks away*.
by tyranospider March 03, 2022
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Jurassic Parp

an emission of wind so awful it would bring tears to the eyes of a dinosaur
cor, bloody hell what a Jurassic Parp! ugghh
by Uncle MacTipps September 30, 2010
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Jurassic MILF

A senior aged to post-cougar MILF in remarkably good shape and figure, most often observed at higher-end grocery stores. Jurassic MILFs are usually only spotted by men post-40 years of age as the lowest age bracket. Particularly fine specimens with glorious plumage can attract the attention of adult males as young as 15 years of age. Jurassic MILFs have become far more prevalent with later aged divorce rates and improved brassiere technology while younger females average heavier mass.

Jurassic MILFs should not be confused with "backside hit and runs" where a viewer's initial evaluation of garmented backside approval meets a leathered front side. Some Jurassic MILFs are such an enigma that another shopping cart drive-by is needed to fully absorb the situation. Jurassic MILF's are a more proud, stable, and submissive creature that lack the attention deficit of the Cougar. For this reason, idle attempts at conversation are low risk without mental Seppuku.
Yeah, Casi's on the corner....great fish. Try it, its the autobaun of MILF to Jurassic MILF.
by contributer_to_pop March 07, 2014
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Jurassic waterslide

While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaurs into her open asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Pull out quickly and a few of the dinosaurs will flow out like on a waterslide. The others will stay in there for a while eventually landing in another water pool... the toilet.
She gives me ass once a year on my birthday.
So i gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
by MagicRat October 25, 2017
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