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Jurassic Park

A term for a feature or product which was only implemented because it could be.

From the quote 'your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should'
Manager come to you and says implement this feature just because we can. - Jurassic Park
by dsn April 16, 2012
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Jurassic Park

A place where y frickin die!
Bob : Don’t to to Jurassic Park

Joe : you can go because I want you to die!
by Ian Malcum May 14, 2018
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jurassic slapstorm

a noun for a women with a extremely loose vagina.
Pamela Anderson is a jurassic slapstorm.
by randomanonymous April 13, 2008
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Jurassic waterslide

While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaurs into her open asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Pull out quickly and a few of the dinosaurs will flow out like on a waterslide. The others will stay in there for a while eventually landing in another water pool... the toilet.
She gives me ass once a year on my birthday.
So i gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
by MagicRat April 19, 2018
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Jurassic Kunt

Title used in the Boris Johnson "Deano Valley" Parody/joke "Jurassic Park" where the joke illustrates how long Boris will remain in power despite all the fuck ups.
How long is he gonna stay in power - 2 years maybe 6. Welcome to Jurassic Kunt
by poopoo7766 June 28, 2022
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The Jurassic Jamestown

A traditional ways to celebrate Thanksgiving Month. This tradition dictates that one consume a turkey leg every day of the month of November until thanksgiving day itself. On Thanksgiving day one should consume all parts of the turkey. Sages differ on whether a turkey leg/day must be consumed from Black Friday until the end of November.
A: “hey bro, you doin’ No-Nut November this year?”
B: “Nah man I’m just gonna do the Jurassic Jamestown
by SimchaChern November 10, 2021
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Jurassic park

a really low budget movie, that turns out to be actually very good.
"did you see that new batman movie? it was such a jurassic park"
by craisins.inc June 14, 2018
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