junkyard warden

A junkyard warden is anybody who regularly seeks out and has sex with hagglefucks. As a result, their social status can be reduced to the point where he/she is in danger of becoming a hagglefuck himself/herself.

If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.

After Jimmy failed in his search for the silver condom, the new junkyard warden resigned himself to his fate of only boning hagglefucks, and soon he became one himself.

by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

National Jukka day

On the 1st of November, we celebrate the life and greatness of the one and only Jukka Sorsa, one of the bald/pink guys from Käärijä's crew.
We thank him for his great singing and guitar playing skills and everything else he does.

Do you know what day it is?
OH OF COURSE it's the national Jukka day!
Bro what I just wanted the date 😕

by takenbysleepzz October 31, 2023

Junkyard Bitch

A girl with a physical abnormality that is desparate to put out because nobody will sleep with them. Junkyard is used because usually one or more parts of them is not real.

Dexter sleeps with junkyard bitches because he thinks girls with fake parts have low self-esteem.

by NaderNicolas March 6, 2007

junkwagon

an unscrupulous female, usually given to indicriminate sexual promiscuity; especially appropriate for such women whose physique has deteriorated significantly.

Ashley used to be dope son, but after all them kids and Std's, she's a real junkwagon.

by Juse One October 5, 2006

junkyard dog

1. a particularly vicious and dangerous dog, especially one chained up as a result of it's attacks

2. a particularly vicious and dangerous person

(dogs of such a temperament are frequently used to guard junkyards in movies)

If I have to deal with that junkyard dog again I will give it's owner a piece of my mind.

by The Return of Light Joker July 25, 2009

junkage

the stuff in between your legs*.

*if unclear, shave hairs first. Now check to see.
There is two type of junkage:
penis & va jay jay
1.penis goes out
2.va jay jay goes in

also known as the genitalia.

I want a man with nice junkage.

by gluestickhxc March 25, 2009

Jungkar

The fakest of the fake
Gets all the hoes even though he acts like he doesnt
The jungkar specialty is when you get a hoe to like you and then swerve them

Damn give the hoes he jungkar specialty

by Dannydan May 17, 2017