Jusing 

Jusing is an act preformed upon a man who as pushed past sexual exhaustion to the point where achieving an erection is almost impossible. It is when the partner lays between the man's legs and preforms oral sex on the flaccid penis. Sucking it to the back of the throat like a gummy worm and then continuing sucking motions like your swallowing liquid after sucking through a straw. During this act it is also recommended to be attentive to the scrotum, perineum and, If he is comfortable with it, the anus and prostate. Using mouth, tongue, hands and anything else consented to for pleasure. Kissing affectionately between the thighs, from anus to pelvis and everywhere in between.

I thought we were done and then she got down and started jusing me.

Jusing by MissJusxox July 14, 2022

Passive Joking 

When someone hears a shit joke and tells it to other people as if its thier joke

Paul: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Stop passive joking you cheeky cunt

Passive Joking by Snookiefish February 18, 2009

Joking Ghost 

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.

Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"

Joking Ghost by jewCjuice October 13, 2010

Joking on the Square 

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.

Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??

Joking on the Square by Richfolk September 23, 2021

Carbo-junking 

The act of consuming large quantities of junkfood carbohydrates. Simular to the act of Carbo-loading which is performed by endurance athletes. Carbo-junking, however is usually performed by over-weight video game players while competing in on-line death-match types of competitions over a number of days.

"Man, I played Call of Duty all weekend long! I sat in on the sofa and was carbo-junking on twinkies, ho-hos and soda the entire time!

Carbo-junking by PaulTheJack August 16, 2010

joking 

!. Playing around/telling a joke about something.
2. A response said to something that is unbelieveable.
3. The response to a crazy thing said.

1. Me and Gia was joking bout Sheeba hair.
2. "Dat lady gave us 20 pages to do." "What?! Jokin!"
3. "You givin me a ride home right?" "Ha ha-jokin!"
3. "Hey Kierra, will you be my girl?" "Ha-Jokin!"

joking by Joane September 19, 2006

JFKing 

lying on a grassy knoll with your boyfriend or girlfriend, preferably while watching fireworks.

also, the term can be applied to semi-public makeout sessions while lying on said grassy knoll.

"Dude, we were JFKing it all night on the 4th."

JFKing by vegancitygirl August 27, 2010