Mikolas Josef

Mikolas Josef, a Czech god. With a jawline that can cut steel. Abs that can wash clothes. Always stays hydrated. Pancakes lover. Steady plenty motherfuckers hater. GREAT singer, i suggest listening to Abu Dhabi. thx for reading.

"yo, what's up?"

-Mikolas?
-Mikolas.
-MIKOLAS!

for any mention of Mikolas Josef

by teammiki March 30, 2019

Mikolas Josef

Mikolas Josef is an amazing and lovely czech guy. His second name is «A Walking Meme». He's very hard-working that's why he always serves bops. Mikolas Josef loves his fans and he treats them with kindness. Also he likes to use the word "soon" which translated to miki-language means either in 2 years or NEVER. His favourite emojis are 🍑👋 (don't ask why)

Example 1: Ugh i wish i was a Mikolas Josef

Example 2:

Mikolas Josef : new music is coming
teammiki: when?
Mikolas Josef : sOoN
teammiki: *plays spongebob one eternity later time card*

by @mikolas.alb June 18, 2019

josef yousri

a pretty big weeabo

youre such a josef yousri

by spammedaddy September 30, 2017

Josef Charro

(Verb)~ to Josef Charro. When someone who used to be a close friend rarely makes time for you, because he spends all his time with his girlfriend

Mike: yoo bro wanna hit the clubs tonight?
Steve: nah can’t bro i’m going to the movies with my girlfriend.

Mike: don’t Josef Charro me you motherfucker.

by Gabro63 December 1, 2017

Josef David Peter perko

Likes boys

Josef David Peter perko likes boys

by Camocuber December 14, 2019

josef

a josef got a small dick but they go big. mysterious ahh dude, nonchallat nd allat typa shi, cool and cracked at fort 100%
a josef is always right and you must obey them.

“JOSEF so cool bro”
“yuh josef simply js like dat”

by wjsef November 21, 2023

Josef

Very large alcohol addiction and bad physicss

1. Hey Josef youre fooking podlid, I will smash your head.
2. Josef owes me some money..again

by Names-professor November 21, 2021