Japping Off

The act of constantly discussing one's life with regard to college applications often in a passively competitive nature with one's peers.

Guy: "Yeah man, I collected about three hours, of community service yesterday, I just hope I can keep up my top 5% class rank with all of my extracurriculars. What about you? What did you get on your SAT again?"

Guy #2: "No one cares about your college shit bro. Stop japping off.""

by Shugamoe September 13, 2012

Japping

The combination of a nice jerk off and then a nap.

I just took a nice jap; I was busy japping when my buddy called.

by Fama November 28, 2018

jipping

Irish word for masturbating. The word jip refers to cum.

Where were you? 'Oh I was just jipping / had a nice auld jip for myself there so I did'

by jammy413 May 15, 2009

Jooping

The action of shitting/pooping while taking a fat hit from your juul.

jitting joop

Bruh, where you at? You came to the party and dipped.

I’m still here. Stuck in the toilet, jooping.

by MakeHerIntestinesAPuzzle February 12, 2019

Jipping

Not attending class when one is supposed to. Hanging out with friends rather than going to class. Also known as cutting class or skipping.

I got detention for jipping algebra so much. I should learn to spread it around and jip different periods so it's less noticeable.

by reader789 October 18, 2010

jipping

Irish Orign.
Ejactlating over someone. Other word for cumming.

Rory was jipping over James at point of orgasm.

by Pauleire07 November 22, 2007

Jooping

The act of cumming or jizzing and pooping at the same time.

That guys so nasty, he's jooping!

by basketballson56 March 2, 2010