johny stick

A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.

Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.

by ukrainekid May 13, 2007

Johny Apple Seed

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.

I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.

by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006

Papa Johni

Pizza Guy, Pro Gamer, Better than Sim.

Shit Dawg Look at Papa Johni, He's so cool.

by Papa Johni March 09, 2018

Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 07, 2018

Johny

an amazing basketball player he gets all the ladies and is handsome everyone should have a johny in their lives

Johny is so hot

by JOHNYÀ October 03, 2023

Johny

Johny is a cuck, he loves being next to other girls but never getting anything from them, he has never had sexual intercourse and he knows the feeling of not being loved by a girl. He is weak, mostly small and not too athletic, most gianlucas are good at League of Legends but bad at Destiny or FPS games. Gianlucas have always had a hard life and this will never change.

Bro someone just fucked the girlfriend of my homie
Wich homie?
Johny..
Well, what did you expect, hes a cuck.

by dictionary1919 July 24, 2023

Johny

Person who fuk cars and play with Brazilian girls.
Very beautiful.

Johny stole my wife but I love him

by Ainhoainada November 23, 2021