Jizzed

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"

Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it

by Joseph February 8, 2005

Jizz

When a male becomes excited over something, including non-sexual excitment, and then jizz in their pants unexpectantly.

-Kurt saw Brittney and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt smelled febrez and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt opened a window and felt cool breeze then suddenly jizzed in his pants.

-Whorehay told Kurt he was taking him to the park and Kurt jizzed his pants.

by lilzog May 2, 2009

Jizz

Another word for cum

I jizzed in her mouth

by jhonah August 27, 2019

Jizz

When a man is tired of fucking he just jizzes to a women so they would Finnish

A man loves to shoot this because the juice is a women magnet so free fucking :)

Henry: oh shit, I love to jizz on her face
Sam: MOREOEOEOR

by Dick sucking for bants May 3, 2018

jizz

An upbeat swinging genre of music most notably played for the Cantina music in star wars

*Seriously thats what it is look it up*

Dude 1: Omg I just jizzed so hard.
Dude 2: Nigga, what?

by LilMinecraftGamers December 13, 2019

Jizz

The sound you make when you ejaculate semen from your dong.

"Jizzzzizzizzzzizzzzz"

by Kittydongkat May 18, 2016

jizz

1. n Male Ejaculate

2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian

Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."

Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."

by OtterSex April 15, 2010