Jihad

A believer's internal struggle to live out the Muslim faith as well as possible. The struggle to build a good Muslim society.

Hey Becky, have you seen this video? Rucka Rucka Ali: Al Qaedirection

Of course I have, I'm a Jihadi

by GrandmaDebra June 11, 2019

Jihad

a force coming to kick your ass; a revenge from somone irritable

If you don't belive me, then I'll put a Jihad on your ass.

by Connor Mason October 19, 2007

Jihad

A weekend away with the Boys and heavy drinking.

we're off to Amsterdam on a Jihad!!

by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

The Jihad

This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.

Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.

by jfunnybones January 10, 2009

jihad

A very appealing philosophy from the middle east.

"Jihad me at hello."

by TheNameIWantedWasTaken November 10, 2007

Jihad

Literally means peaceful resistance against white privlege and idolatory. Often misused as holy war by people who have nothing to do with the religion.

White supremacists are sitting in the white house. Let's do Jihad against them peacefully.

by bigbaddaddy April 22, 2019

jihad

jihad: Traditionally the definition was to retaliate against an enemy or injustice for religious Islamic reasons, but modern use by non-Muslims have used the word sarcastically to describe retaliation against an enemy for any purpose.

"My friend told me she was at a bar in L.A. and she heard Bob say, "If I don't get my next drink soon; I'm going to jihad this place!!!"

by Justin2100 October 13, 2007