jerking off 

something that you don't do at someone else's house

OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!

jerking off by not eton April 4, 2007

jerking muffin 

A jerk off contest where everyone cums on the same muffin and the last person to cum HAS TO EAT IT.

Wei Yang lost a game in the jerking muffin, so now, he's very full

jerking muffin by STevens Crew March 19, 2003

Jerking your mouth off

When all someone does is talk shit and the more they do the more toxic waste comes out.

Guy: I can't stand John Walsh. All he does is talk about fugitives being on the loose! He needs to get a life!

Girl: Quit jerking your mouth off. I can smell the shit when you open it.

Jerking your mouth off by Luna Belle December 11, 2009

jerking around 

jerking around can mean that someone is behaving like an asshole and is not listening

Quit jerking around!
Why is everyone here jerking around?

jerking around by P. Orno December 14, 2017

jerking the gherkin 

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

jerking the gherkin by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

Jerking pixels 

When you take a break from coding a game to eat some beef jerky that is so tough it could potentially break one of your teeth.

Ah man I was totally pumped for going to GDC but I was jerking pixels to hard and broke one of my teeth, now I look like a hillbilly :-(

Jerking pixels by retrogamer4ever March 13, 2013

Jerking off Stalefish 

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

Jerking off Stalefish by CollaBear June 12, 2012