Jamie Dimon

1). President, Chairman, and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the United States.

2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.

3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.

Don't be a Jamie Dimon; don't masturbate to the sight of families losing their homes.

Suck my Jamie Dimon.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 17, 2012

Jamie Lynn Spears

Britney's little sister, who proved that she's just as dumb as big sis by getting pregnant at 16 and probably destroying her 'career' in the process.

Further proof (if any were needed) that their mom, Lynn Spears, is a terrible mother.

Previously claimed to be a 'Christian' before becoming a teenage pregnancy statistic.

Jamie Lynn Spears probably pissed off Britney by stealing most of the tabloid coverage after announcing that she was pregnant.

by Eugene206 January 8, 2008

jamieleigh

Jamieleigh is a very beautiful and smart person. She is stubborn and doesn’t take no for an answer. Do not mess with someone called jamieleigh she will mess you up.. but don’t forget she is beautiful

Be like jamieleigh

by Belikebob June 14, 2018

Jamie

A skinny girl, usually dark haired. Jamie is funny, bubbly, random and loves to sing. Most are artistic, and love music. Although knows she is beautiful, Jamie often focuses on her negative features. Jamie loves youtube, and is always on the internet. She will sometimes change to fit in with the crowd, and always has something about herself she wants to change. Although shy at first, when you get to know her you will love her. Seems innocent at first but has a dirty mind. Jamie usually doesnt like to fight, but is incredibly strong.

Jamie is a great person.

by Bambi.xoxo January 8, 2014

Jamicholas

A group of friends who come together when a new person come around and they form a group

We wouldn’t have the group Jamicholas if he/she didn’t move down the block

by Cau June 27, 2018

Jamie Olive Oil

Nuclear Bomb. Enough Said.

August 6, 1945, Jamie Olive Oil was dropped in Hiroshima.

by Not Mitchell O'Beef July 13, 2019

jamie wifi

Jamie wifi is when there is a lot of lag or really slow wifi.

Person 1: “man, my wifi is so bad”
Person 2:”dude, you have Jamie wifi”

by Bruh12675 June 27, 2021