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jane smith 

a person who is intellectually perfect, has perfect grades, and an 100%-assured admission to Harvard University, Boston, Ma. Golden child, doesn’t do drugs, nicer than a wild flower.
Eric: “hey did you hear that Jane Smith girl turned down that party last weekend?”
Bobby: “yeah, she is so jane smith. she stayed in to study for her latin test bruh.”
Eric: “Wild.”

Shikesha: “tell that hoe to come vape in the stall
Barone: “nah, she a jane smith. she would rather swim 20 laps than to hurt her lungs.”
jane smith by trojancondoms March 21, 2022
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Jane Smoking

When an older lady who is clearly in ill-health can't quit smoking.

A play on words for Chain-smoking.
Did you hear Jane just had a heart-attack? I can't believe she is still Jane Smoking.
Jane Smoking by Johnny Diamond October 15, 2025

Laura Jane Spain 

Laura Jane Spain is the best human being on earth.
"Omg it’s Laura Jane Spain,we should bow.”

Mary Jane Sippy

A Mary Jane Sippy is a nickname for THC Drinks usually coming in specific milligram doses.
Man I usually do a low dose Mary Jane Sippy of 5mg to relax to take the edge off but I drank a 10 mg and WOW love it.
Mary Jane Sippy by King Yamayama December 26, 2025
One who sings like a nightingale and inspires millions.
Wow that Jainesh changed my life!
jainesh by Woahgurk September 30, 2020

Jane Goodall Swinger 

A serial monogamist who like an ape, swings from relationship to relationship without breaking a branch.
Stacey is a real Jane Goodall Swinger. She dumped Dan as soon as she met Steve!

Mary Jane Twat-son 

When you bunch all your fingers together and insert them into a moist vagina. Pulling out the fingers, you spread them and make a spider web with the pussy juice.
Dude, Jenny came over last night, and we totally read the Bible. She got in her knees, and just started to read the Bible. Then we got out my secret stash and read the Bible. Then I gave her a nice hot and sweaty bible. Where I continued to Mary Jane Twat-son her