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swedish jacuzzi

A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids
Dad: Hey kids I’m home!

Step daughters: bring any steak?
Dad: yes I made it in the Swedish jacuzzi
by Yanguskhan69 September 30, 2020
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Poor Man's Jacuzzi

When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.
My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.
by Sick Mike August 16, 2009
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Nasty Jacuzzi

When you ejaculate into a belly button (your own or someone else's) and then another person uses a straw to blow bubbles into it, hence a tiny nasty jacuzzi.

Now, if they drink it, well that's a whole new thing.
-Dude, Barbara and I did a Nasty Jacuzzi yesterday.
-WOAH, Who made the bubbles?
-I'd never tell.
by Arg-Gamerdude December 3, 2019
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brown jacuzzi

When a woman is giving a man oral sex, and he sharts in her mouth, which she then gargles.
Andre totally gave Anna a brown jacuzzi last night.
by Goody Wiler Graham March 17, 2014
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the jacuzzi

When a couple sets up in 69-form, the lady sets her asshole on his nose, urinates in his mouth, and uses the force of her flatulence to send air bubbles through his nasal passage and cause the urine in his mouth to bubble, a la jacuzzi
Your mom said she wanted to go hot tubbing last night. I said "Nah, lets hit the jacuzzi instead."
by Creaghz8 May 15, 2016
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Dick Jacuzzi

When a dick is put into a woman's mouth when she has water in it. She seals her lips around his dick, and gurgles, creating a Dick Jacuzzi.
"She gave me the wildest Dick Jacuzzi last night."
by PenmasterBen March 13, 2009
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Belly Button Jacuzzi

When a man ejaculates onto a females chest, she wipes the ejaculation with a towel but forgets about her belly button.
Your skin is so soft, oops looks like you missed your belly button with the towel. Honey you have a full blown belly button jacuzzi going on here.
by Roger Ann Lee November 29, 2014
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