Jacques Plante

A variation on the spiderman, where instead of cumming in your hand, you shoot into an old-school Jacques Plante-style goalie mask and slap it on her face.

"Dude, I didn't want to get my hand messy, so I gave her the Jacques Plante instead."

by efrum152 December 1, 2005

jean jacques

The highest form of royal power, and the biggest dick size you can find

Hes such a jean jacques!

by Ricardx November 24, 2021

Jacques Chirac

aka (All Talk)

See France, the country that would surrender to Switzerland.

Well, well, well... Jacques Chirac is spewing pacifist rhetoric again.

by Grim Winnebago January 13, 2004

The Jacques Cousteau

while in shallow water, the female lays in a push-up position while the male leans over to enter from behind. the male uses one hand to hold around the female's abdomen, keeping her's and his own lower body (primarily his erection and her vaginal or anal orifice) from submerging in the water. the male's other hand is used to hold the female's head in and pull it out of the water,at his discretion.

the jacques cousteau i had last night nearly drowned me before climax.

by vicentethenazi June 23, 2008

jacqueen off

The female equivalent of jacking off, or masturbation.

I caught her jacqueen off with a black double-dong dildo.

by Assweepay2 June 29, 2012

Jacques

Usually a person of minimum humour.

-Hahahahaha

- Just no Jacques

by Hilarity11111 May 27, 2009

Jacques Hardy

A Jacques Hardy is a tiny midget like character, that has the powers of a leech, completely unable to return common gestures.

THAT'S GOT TO BE PASS!!

Rumours circulate that the leader of these beings is known under a different alias. That of CHRISTINNNEEEEE.

Oh, and also, they are unable to cook.

That guy, god, he is such a Jacques Hardy.

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My mate is such a Jacques Hardy, I gave him a biscuit, and he still hasn't paid me back.

by Peach. December 2, 2009