invention of edging

The act of edging was invented my mewing master Kayman kavanaugh Tegart after a gooning session lasted for 3 years overtime

"Kayman is me hero because of the invention of edging"

by DaRealGooner November 7, 2023

invented a new word

Invented a new word

Invented a new word. Need assistance

by Jono77 April 28, 2023

Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else

"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."

by Jabbamac December 8, 2018

inventionous

A clever solution to a problem

that's very inventionous

by CptHowdy June 10, 2018

who invented clapping

pewdiepie when he awkwardly tried to hug his hannd using his other hand.

pewdiepie is the one who invented clapping

by potetoe February 16, 2021

Did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?

No, you probably heard this on the radio

Hey did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?
NO IDIOT

by Hawdndidueu April 17, 2021

Two-part invention

1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.

• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”

by bentrd August 16, 2025