Deskual Intercourse

The act of sexual intercourse, when taking place on a piece of office furniture, primarily a desk.

Also seen as Dexual Intercourse

It was a great day until I walked in my boss having deskual intercourse in MY office!

by Ben "Dingo" F. July 2, 2008

Textual Intercourse

flirting over text message, or IM's

my GF and i just had some of the hottest Textual Intercourse ever!! i need a smoke.

by Idiotherder October 9, 2008

intercourse

The meal between dinner and breakfast.

Intercourse, the best meal of the day.

by FluffyJ January 21, 2013

socksual intercourse

you are in a rush to have sex. you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.

girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1

by jimboween May 23, 2008

intercourse

a city in pennsylvania

I got a magnet that says "i love intercourse,PA!" (i really did)

by xtina June 7, 2003

cactus intercourse

when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.

person 1: Ahh my balls are so itchy
person 2: heres a pencil have some cactus intercourse

by deathgasmpentagramorgasm August 22, 2016

pp pussy intercourse

a roblox character

well golly poppy little ronny named his toy pp pussy intercourse🦸 ♀️

by howdyscowdy January 6, 2019