Intercourse

Stop looking up random sexual phrases and finish your English assignment. The teacher's behind you too.

How do you not know what intercourse means in the first place? Oh yeah.. you probably never experienced it.

by XileLord December 12, 2010

Deskual Intercourse

The act of sexual intercourse, when taking place on a piece of office furniture, primarily a desk.

Also seen as Dexual Intercourse

It was a great day until I walked in my boss having deskual intercourse in MY office!

by Ben "Dingo" F. July 2, 2008

Textual Intercourse

flirting over text message, or IM's

my GF and i just had some of the hottest Textual Intercourse ever!! i need a smoke.

by Idiotherder October 9, 2008

intercourse

The meal between dinner and breakfast.

Intercourse, the best meal of the day.

by FluffyJ January 21, 2013

socksual intercourse

you are in a rush to have sex. you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.

girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1

by jimboween May 23, 2008

intercourse

a city in pennsylvania

I got a magnet that says "i love intercourse,PA!" (i really did)

by xtina June 7, 2003

internomz

A portmanteau of interwebz and nom. Used for food that can be ordered online.

"I'm having a good time on my computer, but I'm getting hungry."
"You'd better get you some internomz, boy."

by Bubba Q. Pitt October 19, 2012