My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.
by GabePriest January 22, 2018
Get the Mourning Woodmug. by adirudi September 25, 2022
Get the Mourn hubmug. A sometimes fatal state of god-awful sadness and defeat which occurs in the hearts of many young Homo sapiens in the few the days after Christmas morning, instigated by the realization of the fact that 364 days lie between the victim and the next Christmas break. Another cause may be the discovering that the only event to look forward to is school starting again. No cure has been found.
Mom: George, where is my other son, Harry?
George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!
Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!
Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
by Grahamcracker5987 December 27, 2013
Get the Christmas-Mourningmug. by Gabe1259 October 10, 2021
Get the top of the mourningmug. I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.
by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010
Get the Mourning Woodmug. The act of going through your hard drive and pulling together all of the photos of deceased loved one for archiving to a CD-R. This way they are preserved, in case your hard-drive follows them to the "other side" and you aren't constantly reminded of them whenever your screen-saver comes on.
by Nathaniel Curtis (Lord of the Pigeons) April 22, 2007
Get the Digital Mourningmug. by innyn February 2, 2007
Get the sunday mourningmug.